I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas....

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I gave fuzzy_ninja a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole beccadg's purse (30 points). Last week tomoeish and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1742 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, batmarg

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